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Random Yo Mama Jokes @RandomYoMama

Reported 2022-05-28 22:50:56

Yo mama so skinny, when she sat on the ipod, she came out with SLACK! I think the only broken thing here is your mom's chromosome count. Yeah, I just called your mom hairy. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!

Kemal Akcam @Kemal_Akcam

Reported 2022-05-28 22:46:05

@elonmusk @24_7TeslaNews @lexfridman Irrelevant bouncer answer, another problem will happen again depending on slack-ware. You need an architect, senior/principle/platform/god wtf the title and extensions are yet someone that can program and has long ac***ulated experience in sw & knows enough to get max from hw.

🎀𝓒𝓸𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓬𝓑𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓼88 🎀 @Bliss8Cosmic

Reported 2022-05-28 22:45:32

Coming home after a long day at Momocon and instead of sitting down to watch stranger things I decided to clean up the kitchen because I’ve been slacking. Normally is would sit down and not touch it😂

Great shot @1bigbentouk

Reported 2022-05-28 22:37:58

@safeschools Saying that mental health is the only way togo is stupid it’s part of the problem but we need todo everything U said security is slack after school well then U should tell them to fix it instead of doing nothing. High schools are the hardest because the 1crazy person is a student

boom bazooka joe @boombazookajoe_

Reported 2022-05-28 22:17:21

Me when someone @‘s me on Slack

Presidential Wisdom @PrezWisdom

Reported 2022-05-28 22:04:31

"The crotch down where my nuts hang is always a bit too tight. When you make them, I need another inch because it cuts me. Maybe leave me an inch from where the zipper ends round under my back to my bunghole, so I can let it out.” - LBJ 🇺🇸 ordering slacks from @HaggarCo #POTUS 👖 https://t.co/4Png8PATlu

Touhou Quotes @touhou_en

Reported 2022-05-28 22:02:37

That's not the problem! If I leave this alone, it'll look like I'm slacking off!

Kael @CodKael

Reported 2022-05-28 21:55:51

***tarSlack my bal needs this link we down bad rn

jake stevens @jakeste74242231

Reported 2022-05-28 21:52:24

@VitaminC23 @DiscoSkeletor69 @tw_eeter @dsslacker @ABC I would encourage you to look up how strict chicagos gun laws are. And how extreme their gun violence problem is. They don’t work. If they did work, the A hole in Texas wouldn’t have taken a gun into a gun free zone.

₿ully @BullyEsq

Reported 2022-05-28 21:13:20

Me on slack every day

Nicholas Shaw @TheArcticNick

Reported 2022-05-28 21:13:20

I feel so bad that I am not visiting anyone atreams because work has me literally exhausted. Someone LITERALLY went on their break and never came back…. So he got fired… and I had to pick up the slack AGAIN. It just…. Makes me feel so unappreciated 😢 I’m gonna just lay down.

Lana @lanaramadan_

Reported 2022-05-28 21:12:00

Me when I get a slack message right at 9 am

Jay Ashmore @jay_ash10

Reported 2022-05-28 21:00:36

@BcafcSlack @roux686 @sufm996 @talkSPORT Calm down Joey, hope your ok buddy, Bradford will be better next year 😘

Shames Gone @ShamesGone

Reported 2022-05-28 20:56:42

@timclayco @ZachJackson32 Hog, you must be one of the mouth breathing imbeciles cheering on podcast idiots as they publicly slander college athletes. Do you have any conception of the dedication and talent required to play college baseball (much less at Arkansas). Sit down slack jawed superfan.

Mrs W @bracing

Reported 2022-05-28 20:55:19

@ShannonFreshour @factsfaraone I think it was a joke, to give her some slack (she's my rep and an awful person, but this is not the reason to criticize her). Teenage boys just wolf stuff down, and I'm sure that's what she meant.

Kevin McCashion 🇺🇸 @Kevin_McCashion

Reported 2022-05-28 20:52:34

TROY. NY FUN FACTZ Apple’s pregnant man emoji was based on City Spokesman Johnny Slacker. Amazingly, however, he didn’t issue a press release today to commemorate World Menstrual Hygiene Day on behalf of Mayor ***** Pat. Better late than never, period! https://t.co/2bu4j1xEz8 https://t.co/zEYJLYc9IC

Kevin McCashion 🇺🇸 @Kevin_McCashion

Reported 2022-05-28 20:49:04

TROY. NY FUN FACTZ City Spokesman Johnny Slacker was the basis for Apple’s pregnant man emoji. Shockingly, however, he not issue a press release to commemorate World Menstrual Hygiene Day today on behalf of Mayor ***** Pat. Better late than never, period! https://t.co/2bu4j1xEz8 https://t.co/LO6f8n3NCo

Queens Dude UFC @queens_dude

Reported 2022-05-28 20:37:18

@SlackSupremacy I could break it down for you, but I don’t have the energy today. Just understand some love M***a more than others

Your Kidnapper 💕 @HerStalkerBF_

Reported 2022-05-28 20:21:24

Suck my **** as I look down at you, like the worthless **** you are. Let me see that make up run as you look up at the barrel of my gun pointed at you. Any time you slack off I'll press it against your temple and remind you to do better, or I'll **** your head all over the wall.

Richard is not Republican @Richard99152776

Reported 2022-05-28 20:21:14

@DMichaelBlank1 @POTUS Get your facts straight. Shutting down the formula manufacturer for distributing *****ed formula shouldnt have caused a shortage if it werent for Trumps brilliant idea to ban the import of formula. The slack could have been taken up seamlessly had Biden not had to work around it

TheRealRacko @realracko

Reported 2022-05-28 19:54:19

@SenWarren @POTUS 4 companies?? So why didn't the three others pick up the slack, when one shut down

Ultra Super Duper MAGA @Kryptonite_224

Reported 2022-05-28 19:49:50

@bigbob3791 @FoxNews This is the solution to the problem. The only way to stop evil like this is with force. And if your daughter is too much of a coward to defend herself and the kids under her care then I'm sure other teachers in the building will be happy to pick up the slack

Nicola Gouldstone @nikkifayego

Reported 2022-05-28 19:41:08

It appears there are none #GrubbyToriesLackDecencyAndIntegrity #JohnsonOut125 #NeverVoteConservative

Jesse @SensuousEntice

Reported 2022-05-28 19:14:58

@CrookedDxsire Jesse's jaw fell slack as he watched with such an intense stare while other sucked on his thumb, pressing it down against his tongue before pulling it out of his mouth. "Then you won't get the pleasure of having something much more bigger and satisfying in your mouth. Even --

Rick Foruox @raffzx

Reported 2022-05-28 19:11:45

Russ real problem is defense same with Lebron. Can’t have 2 guys slacking on D on the court together @Lakers

J. R. Revere @JRRevere9

Reported 2022-05-28 18:51:13

@Jurgensen17 @qbslack12 @DarinSlack @NFA_Coach @OU_Football @CoachVenables @Coach_Leb @CoachWellsDP @paytonkirk55 @dphsfootball Wish I could’ve been down there with y’all!!

whatsupwithmoe @whatsupwithmaia

Reported 2022-05-28 18:38:14

@Hi_Im_Nate22 @bourgeoisalien Nope. Why is it always This is how we do it cut us some slack and never Oh gosh you’re right that is ****ty let’s fix it?

◤ 𝑸uackity. @OFGVMBLING

Reported 2022-05-28 18:11:20

his chest aches at the upsetting little display. grasp on those hands slackening significantly. “ no, you’re not evil. you’ve done some bad things but that doesn’t mean you’re ****ing evil, wil. “

Sub’Versed @HerSighsDew

Reported 2022-05-28 18:10:57

@RejectedRedhead Hose down is all you get. Now let’s get back to it!!! Not known you to be a slacker or a half way quitter 😂😭😂😭 https://t.co/82OhdBUfuf

Taper’in @TappedIn4

Reported 2022-05-28 18:08:00

@PeterAn14670615 @TrishaEllard1 @slack******* That’s the shocker … how low the entire media landscape has been pulled down

Buster @Major_Hutch

Reported 2022-05-28 18:04:02

@arelotheyorkie @POTUS This happened because supplier of infant formula slacked in protocols. It’s a company issue not political that caused this. What would have happened was m*** import of Canadian formula. this couldn’t happen due to trumps USMCA that limited formula imports by the trump admin

Itachi of the LEAF🇯🇵 @_allename_

Reported 2022-05-28 18:01:46

Is Slack down?💀

Butch Patterson @MacHmslf

Reported 2022-05-28 17:39:21

@Prospector16_5 @ryangerritsen It all came down from mr federal slacker...you can say otherwise but it does

Kyle Smith @KylesWeather

Reported 2022-05-28 17:35:27

I've been surveying damage in #Ottawa. Took these today just off Woodroffe/Slack. A full week later. This about sums it up. Many more photos, but these do the best justice. This storm will go down in history. https://t.co/cIfnb9blQ6

RBClouston @rbclouston

Reported 2022-05-28 17:23:30

@hydroottawa @KeithEgli All Merivale Gardens still without power/internet Downed line on Arco Way is now up but there is still one down at Arco Way and Redwin. Crews are working on Vaan Drive to Slack Road which looks promising. The lines have been lifted above the fallen trees but are still not up.

Adam Piersen @AdamPiersen

Reported 2022-05-28 17:07:35

@Pandwidth @Right_143 @SholaHoon @robreiner You think the problem is the guns. If you remove the criminals they're not a problem. Something federal prosecutors have slacked off on for decades.

Awaken @MidChristian444

Reported 2022-05-28 17:03:11

@CatherineJayn11 @BertieSlack2 @Gr8Believer Feel free to slow it down and try to make it look real

The "Professional" Slackers @uaintslackin

Reported 2022-05-28 17:00:37

@Western1960dad @ProSlackerSean Told my GF this isnt good, my age is going up in the pictures but my perceived maturity is going down!

Dad @RealBisi

Reported 2022-05-28 16:41:44

@Blenk_KAnVes @AllEyezOnColt last few times I’ve been Down South, Zaxby’s was slacking big on the quality

Laura B 🦖 @LauraLFB

Reported 2022-05-28 16:39:18

If there is a problem with violent men it is up to men to solve that, not women. Women are not bodyguards for trans people. If a man is scared to use the men's spaces why should women pick up the slack. Sort out your own problems, don't foist them on women.

Natalia Ahachi @nataliaahachi1

Reported 2022-05-28 16:30:12

The comments under Harry’s recent’s tweet are being problematic for no reason. Y’all act like it’s his responsibility to talk about every single political issue and do the same to other celebrities. They already do enough. Cut them some slack.

Skymogul @SkyMogul72

Reported 2022-05-28 16:27:49

@TrekCore Usually this comes down to licensing. If your workplace has a Microsoft 365 license (Outlook, Word, Excel, etc) then they are already getting Teams in that bundle while Slack is another license to pay for.

Natalia Ahachi @nataliaahachi1

Reported 2022-05-28 16:27:14

@bllowingwind @Harry_Styles y’all act like this is the only issue in the world. cut the man some slack. he’s not obligated in anyway to talk about every political issue in the world

Andrea 🌻🖖(she/her) wears a mask @AndreaGooder

Reported 2022-05-28 16:25:26

@TrekCore That's so funny. We use Teams and Slack where I work and I prefer Teams hands down. Slack is so chaotic!

Bob Aloo @BobAlooBobb

Reported 2022-05-28 16:20:43

@GeorgeTakei No. There are hundreds of thousands of AR-15’s that are legally owned and were not used in to kill anyone. Quit ignoring the kids mental illness and need for help or the blatant disregard for security measure that were in place by the school. You slackers are the problem.

My wife left @Voilc_

Reported 2022-05-28 16:15:02

@SKSlacky Austringer and beloved, also I have to snipe this season it’s broken

Tickle Pig @pig_tickle

Reported 2022-05-28 16:06:14

OK. So, yesterday. First two drops, easy. Both in Bolingbrook. Went smooth. Third stop, way down in Steger, IL. Over a hundred pieces. Had to ***ist unloading cause it was an old man and this unmotivated slack jaw kid that had no clue. So pig got sweaty once again.

auvipop 🍭 @lilauv1

Reported 2022-05-28 16:04:29

I’m a good *** mom been for 4 years you would think If I start slacking mfs would care to ask are you okay what u going through but no they just down talk you **** y’all omm

Ang that's it @anjee_panjie

Reported 2022-05-28 15:50:01

once you value time ,everything changes, slack will no longer be an issue in your life. value time.

james rhys @silenceresting

Reported 2022-05-28 15:44:32

@RSlack60 @ThatTimWalker He stood down from an election, making it clear that he didn't want to take votes from a Labour candidate. For a Libdem that's going above and beyond.

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