John Moore Williams @JohnAMWill
Reported 2021-01-25 16:54:20
@NealOGrady @intercom I love it when software openly tells you the problem it *can't* fix :)
Reported 2021-01-25 16:47:54
@Garfieldthechef I’ve said “Love you!” down the intercom at work. https://t.co/srW4qnKMtv
David Jesson @BreakerofThings
Reported 2021-01-25 15:40:39
Alleyn settled into the chair & checked in with all departments. In the corner of the screen, counters ticked down. One started flashing red and she keyed the ship intercom.
"Now hear this: all hands prepare for #jump to FTL. Ensure all stations are secure in 30 minutes."
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Reported 2021-01-25 12:43:33
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IAM 🔆 11 IAM 🎼🗽👁 ❤️ 🌎 @2_11x11
Reported 2021-01-25 06:10:17
@iVowLove @Council_22 @nilhes_m @IC_INTERCOM @ILLUMINATIAM @DarlingDollyJ @gasparcuartero The only thing that ****es me off is that you don’t get what
the true illuminati are, V, and that you look down on others, call them sheep - while also calling yourself a shepherd.
The level higher that was given to you is only a trophy for you, only a way to put yourself above
Mike Murakami @mikemurakami
Reported 2021-01-25 04:52:44
"Job stories focus on what the customer wants to do, not what your product is capable of"
For Better Products, Start With a Problem Statement | Inside Intercom https://t.co/zEb4qe6weT via @intercom
#productmanagement #productmanager #pm
Tan Khaiyen @KhaiyenT
Reported 2021-01-25 03:07:37
@Aramex_KSA @Aramex_KSA The Driver was not do any call and any intercom just send a message for me ? How can I Know the
Driver already arrived?? Please help to solve the problem. https://t.co/loyzUdCy55
Reported 2021-01-24 23:07:00
@brian_shearer Flying from CA to NC, pilot gets on the intercom over Phoenix and says that there's "something wrong with the tail rudder, nothing serious, but we're landing NOW." We had a whole convoy of emergency vehicles following the plane to the gate. Never found out what the problem was.
☤ 𝐕𝐔𝐋𝐏𝐄𝐒 ☤ @VulpesPyropus
Reported 2021-01-24 23:02:17
If the MOD comes over the intercom while I’m tryna take a ****in nap again imma go down to the quarterdeck and shove a brick up his ***
Reported 2021-01-24 22:43:22
@conor64 @MattWelch entropy made the intercoms break, apathy to remain broken
wegman’s stan account @oh_slerm
Reported 2021-01-24 21:47:22
@icarusing_ocs Ugh yeah I wonder if some even thrive in it? They’re like why...would I WANT to be one person when I can be multiple? And it’s like this intercommunity issue with a lot of debate.
Lou Johnson @MagicLouJohnson
Reported 2021-01-24 18:33:06
@JoePontillo “Sir, put down the intercom.”
Reported 2021-01-24 17:51:15
@Abusukon Intercommunal clashes occurred in GPAA, Jonglei and Upper Nile, yet for some reason reconciliation is in Juba. Move peace efforts or dialogues to the town's.Deep down gr***roots campaigns will make an impact, not in Juba.#SouthSudan #SSOT
Reported 2021-01-24 17:44:51
@ByWingAndBIade With the intercoms now down Jinx could only shout various orders through the halls, if possible they'd shut the blast doors knowing the enemy would probably board them to keep the ship intact.
Jinx herself was already in the armory gearing up, trying to come up with a plan.
red | DID YOU HEAR TSUKIHIME REMAKE IS COMING @prettypinkpansy
Reported 2021-01-24 16:47:57
@SM_Jericho there's also... how do i say this... kind of some issues with societal boundaries when it comes to being trans. it's an intercommunity issue but i've definitely had trans people be inappropriate with me in their excitement over being trans, like telling me their new bra size
Cherrie & Beans The Pug 👅 @CherrieT793
Reported 2021-01-24 14:53:49
@NewhamLondon please can someone fix our stairwell/exit door on our block of flats which no longer locks so people coming in without entering past the concierge/intercom system. There were Deliveroo drivers smoking weed in our building stairwell just because they can get in!
Reported 2021-01-24 13:05:55
So then after that I cleaned myself and prince kissed my forehead and he told me he will come to my house later I said okay then he went back to cl*** and so did I. So you know how when the intercom come on and they call you well Yh I got called down to the office and basically
Cute heifa 🐄 @Shyspells
Reported 2021-01-24 11:28:19
He was cursing and wasn't having a conversation so I turned off the intercom. Figured he'd calm down and then ring again to talk. No he grabs a brick, walks to my car stops(change of heart I guess), and returned to the door brick in hand. My coworker met him at the door.
like id tell you my name @gimmebajablast
Reported 2021-01-24 11:26:39
It has now progressed to the point where the Taco Bell employees can recognize my voice through the intercom, knowing it is me without the help of my name/mobile order
I refuse to admit I have a problem
✨goldfishmadi ✨ @itshashbrown
Reported 2021-01-24 08:22:33
Just had a dream where I shut down a school for like a statement (don’t remember) and all the kids & most teachers were in the gym while I was chased around and up the stairs. We had side characters and it was angsty. Then I went on the intercom and called one of the teacher dumb
Kitty V @KittyKV
Reported 2021-01-24 08:17:14
@PicknPay We did take it up with management. And it took a good 15 minutes to get the cashiers that were called over the intercom back to their tills. And it is not the 1st time we've complained about this same problem.
Reported 2021-01-24 07:26:03
@szepeviktor @intercom Intercom is definitely elaborate and allows you to integrate all parts. Problem I'm having though is that the starter kit pricing has too few options, the followup kit the pricing is too much. I can't fill the 5 seats.
Need a few more people. Helpscout is filling the gap.
OKA The Chent @TheChent
Reported 2021-01-23 22:49:49
Kirk over the intercom:
"Crew of the Enterprise. All the male crew: I've slept with each and every one of your girlfriends. To all the female crew: I carry HPV. That is all."
Reported 2021-01-23 19:54:18
@IfWinterComes @TheRightSideLLC @DavidPurdum @BorgataSports You wont fix income inequality with bills ML
Mottzarella "Fits In Your Palm" Cheese C")_/)💤 @otto_erottic
Reported 2021-01-23 16:25:57
*presses intercom button* susan please jot down "i hope to become so ditzy that just thinking about ***********tits***** gets me drooling and daydreaming" as a goal for this year, thank you.
Evelyn Martinez @twitemarti
Reported 2021-01-23 15:54:39
I called him on his call button on the intercom by the gate and I said I was not doing it I did not feel safe and the f***** comes down dressed in gray and black my favorite colors with his phone f*** you
Reported 2021-01-23 13:34:14
If it is impractical for the quantity or distribution of people to be fully mutually aware, then features of community start to break down, and parasocial relationships become likely, and eventually necessary, as communities appoint figureheads to lead intercommunal connectivity.
Reported 2021-01-23 09:48:45
There is construction happening that is blocking my office entrance & shutting down out intercom & yet, im still going into work for a 5 hour shift??????????
Shreyas Karanth @shreyas94
Reported 2021-01-23 09:13:37
One important thing I took away from this great article on the Intercom blog:
People with strong product judgement are fully aware when a problem they are asked to solve is outside their zone of genius.
Peter Whitten @peterjwhitten
Reported 2021-01-23 02:54:49
@planetemarcus Helmet swap after intercom issue?
Peter Whitten @peterjwhitten
Reported 2021-01-23 02:52:38
Helmet swap after intercom issue?
FLIGHT ATTENDANT FORTALEJO. ✈︎🇵🇭 @crosaeints
Reported 2021-01-22 23:10:04
@r6cersact @EmeraudesAir She smiles as she put down the intercom and goes back to her position while waiting for her other flight attendants to announcement something. It's her sixth flight in total and totally happy because she got received her paycheck and new i.d
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Retweet no dey cause fight🔁 @_CatheSam
Reported 2021-01-22 17:04:39
“Dial that number and both you & the receiver would be dead tonight” Tunji said to him as chief tried to dial a number on his intercom.
“Her safe had my fvcking birthday digits as the p***-code” Tunji hit his fist on the table as he broke down in tears...
Reported 2021-01-22 15:03:27
(I’m in the break room trying not to loose my **** because the intercom keeps beeping and no one saying anything over it, it’s broken again, I have no clue why it’s hilarious to me but it is)
Tyler Sills @realTylerSills
Reported 2021-01-22 13:10:47
@pillow_app If there’s a new support email I can send diagnostics to to show you or explain all the different bugs I want to help you guys out but that intercom backed site for support just doesn’t get any replies. I have loved this app for over 3 years and want to help you fix it.
Reported 2021-01-22 07:04:20
@osmanking401 @SempreIntercom True but the problem is Conte doesn’t seem to rate him.
Reported 2021-01-22 06:59:13
ℹ️ SS6 #WRC: An intermittent issue with the intercom making the going especially tough for @GreensmithGus in that stage #MSPORTERS https://t.co/6j6LNtLGbB
Peter Byrne @Peter_Byrne_NCL
Reported 2021-01-22 05:15:24
@SavilleMedical feeling terrible for ten days... walked to Northumbria for a covid test. Walked past your gp and rang intercom to ask for antibiotic. Your reception lady was RUDE.. bad attitude. I said goodbye, she just put the intercom down. Apparently EVERYONE was unavailable.
georgie but writing @GeorgieNerdArc
Reported 2021-01-22 02:03:00
suddenly being filled with annoyance and rage. dream threw the book against the wall in front of him with a satisfying thump. sliding down the wall, slumping down sighing. "dream. there is someone here to see you.", the staticky voice of sam came on from the intercom.-> (2/9)
ken` wonder egg🥚 @femboytoge
Reported 2021-01-21 23:32:20
-mcdonalds drive-thru cashier
-smells like fry oil and coffee constantly
-only person that likes the food
-says the intercom is broken so she doesnt have to talk to people
-"the icecream machine is broken"
- (its not)
-gets orders wrong on purpose if theyre too complicated
lilly 🔞 @crystalgoogie
Reported 2021-01-21 20:10:51
“Oh, damn it.”
Reaching down for it, the complete stop pulls him from the seat completely, knocking him to the ground with a few giggles from his best friend.
Instead of moving, they all listen on the intercom, hearing that the train will be down for a while.
SILVER SONIC❕ 💎 @SilverPrototxpe
Reported 2021-01-21 19:32:31
@ScourgeOfMobius @STRlPEDSNEAKERS @UNLEASHEDLIGHT @AMETHYSTAVIAN @UNLEASHEDEVlL enough, he finds the intercom and immediately hops over to it. He checks behind him to make sure no one else is present, before clicking the dirty, plastic button down, leaning towards the speaker.
Hopefully, either Chip or Sonic would hear a nasally, robotic voice coming
Estefan Rodriguez @erodriguez4000
Reported 2021-01-21 17:31:56
My dad used to have Coca-Cola button at the house. He would get up and hit the intercom to call me down stairs to get him a coke.
Bloomberg Opinion @bopinion
Reported 2021-01-21 16:59:30
The situation became so tense that the pilot took to the intercom and threatened to “put this plane down in the middle of Kansas and dump people off” if they didn’t behave.
It wasn’t the only flight that faced unrest, and crews were braced for more https://t.co/pcxoS5dTaV https://t.co/4oFhHflcW8
Stefan Ejegod @SEjegod
Reported 2021-01-21 15:36:00
@Mattophobia I mean say what you want, that guy lived the PERFECT life for a 12-year old! I wouldn't even be able to get my hands down to be able to press an intercom and go "Janet, could I please have a gl*** of coke, thank you!" and it would get there!
Reported 2021-01-20 12:01:13
Look at how old he is 😂
If he was in my cab I’d spend the whole journey trying to explain what button makes the window go down as he flicked the intercom on and off and made the lights flash.
Reported 2021-01-20 11:46:13
Does anyone remember being called down to the office in the morning at school so you could recite the pledge of allegiance on the intercom? The anxiety I felt when I did it🥲🥲🥲🥲
christy comma me @The_Christy
Reported 2021-01-20 09:58:38
Actual announcement over the intercom this morning:
Teachers, if you've been having trouble with the internet today or yesterday, please text me.
Normally I'd ask you to email me...but, well, the internet is down.
Sian Kilcoyne @SianS_Muir
Reported 2021-01-20 07:23:20
Well done Ann and Carole who both won a line at Intercom Bingo today! 👁 eyes down now to 2 lines. @MuirBrighterDay @MuirGroupHA https://t.co/H5v2dTrg6f
Reported 2021-01-20 03:47:35
@DebbieBMoon Joe gets in, all swagger. Shuts the door, the locks immediately clamp down. He struggles but can't open anything - trapped, caged if you will. The intercom screen goes on: Carol Baskin in a chauffeur hat. "Time to meet my husband, *****". The limo squeals away, gravel flying.